Trim your beard before trimming your turkey or the Christmas 🌲!


So I was halfway into #noshavenovember before I realized I did not want to have hair in all my Thanksgiving fixins! I could see it now, the whole family there sitting down ready to enjoy all the goodness that Thanksgiving dinner brings like smashed potatoes with gravy, string beans marinated in special secret sauce, asperagus and brussel sprouts! Everyone with their plates in front of them and ready to eat after saying Grace, they look down and before the fork hits their mouth they see IT!, part of my bearded November challenge just chilling there on top of the turkey and potatoes 🤢. It would be my last supper ever made! All because I did not save for some stupid social media challenge!
Well I got on Amazon and did what any normal caring human would do and ordered me this Excellent men’s trimmer.
I waited the usual 2 days shipping and in that time the beard just grew longer. My son thought Mommy had left his dad and gotten a freedom fighter from the Confederate army and my wife loved the fact that she could use my face as a loofa!
The dog and cat enjoyed finding snacks in my beard that had fallen lost. As soon as the doorbell rang I jumped off my ass and grabbed the box and ripped it open and plugged that sucker in! After waiting 24 hours to make sure the razor was charged I went to work on destroying the masterpiece that was on my face. I removed the attachment that was on it and went full raw blade, I was not going to leave anything that resembled a beard! Turning it on I felt the power of the dark side vibrating in my hand. It felt powerful and just slid across my face like butter.
It took off nearly all the hair and left just stubble that I would have to shave with a regular razor. Well after the cleanup, I looked 10 years younger and my kids remembered I was still here but the wife is now on tinder looking for a bearded man who can be her loofa that she lost ☹️.
This year there will be no wayward hairs from this cook and the family will be happy once more! Save your family and order this unit and you will not be disappointed this Christmas! Say NO to #noshavenovember and YES to #nohairinmyfood
Order here if you want to get this for your man for Christmas .
https://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_noss?url=search-alias%3Dbeauty&field-keywords=beard+trimmer&field-brandtextbin=Sminiker+Professional
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Review of BeLive gummy probiotics

I’ve been using these for two weeks and it has been easy to take them daily. They are very yummy and you can’t tell that you are taking anything but candy. These are sugar free and a lot of other stuff free.Probiotics are now a big part of keeping your gut healthy as bad bacteria will take over your good bacteria that is needed to keep you healthy. You can buy pills, drinks, or even gummies like these. These are yummy as I have been using them for over 14 days. I keep them in the refrigerator so they are nice and cold, just my preference since they do not say to refrigerate.

They have billions of CFs in them per serving so you should be getting the expected dosage recommended. The thing that is interesting is that no one knows how much you need or what kinds you should have. These are easy to chew and take daily that you will not even know you are taking probiotics. you get a good amount for the price and even toddlers can take this according to the company.

You can purchase them here on Amazon or Walmart. @belivesupplements

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B06ZZPS4Q9

https://www.walmart.com/ip/Probiotics-Sugar-Free-Gummies-Supplement-Digestive-Health-Immunity-5-Billion-CFU-per-Serving-Women-Men-Kids-100-Natural-Vegan-GMO-Free-90-Count/8515644391

Squissors™ – The Only Lemon & Lime Squeezer with a Built In Blade

Have you ever wanted to squeeze the living hell out of something and cut it in half while you did it 🔪? No? Maybe just me then, well I found the perfect tool to cut citrus in half while doing just that! It’s the Squissors™ – The Only Lemon & Lime Squeezer with a Built In Blade.

I bought these from here https://www.amazon.com/Squissors-Squeezer-Juicer-cutting-Squeeze/dp/B01MRR3ZLK/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1482774608&sr=8-1&keywords=juicer

And let me tell you these things are awesome. I usually use the ones that I you can buy at the Mexican stores but those work ok for small citrus, I got this for using it in the huge limes and lemons department. Before if anyone purchased large limes or lemons I had to cut them in quarters to get them to fit. With this to I just leave it whole of cut it in half which I prefer. The Squissors™ has a sharp blade that cuts whatever is in its way in half be it an orange, lemon, tangerine, or lime.

These are made to last for a long time. If you ever notice the ones that are made from metal rust and the acid eats away at it until they snap. I’ve had one snap and it is not pretty or safe. It pinched me when it busted and left a nice bruise. Squissors™ don’t need sharpening or much maintenance other than cleaning after each use before putting it away. If you want to see it in action go over to my YouTube page and check it 🎬. Leave a like and comment any questions you have for me there.


BODLER Beard & Hair


Make Beard Trimming And Mustache Styling An Effortless Task Thanks To The Ultimate Men Grooming Kit!Having a nice beard and an attention-grabbing mustache is the ultimate trend which can accentuate your manly nature and make you look charming and stylish.

BODLER Beard & Hair presents you with the best men’s grooming kit which includes everything you need! Professional Grade Beard Shaping Template For Line Up & Edging, Amazing Mustache Comb And An Accessory Travel Pouch, that transforms into a barbers apron! This top notch male grooming products set is a must have for every man.The practical beard styling ruler stencil is a great trimming and shaving tool which will help you take excellent care of your beard, achieving the highest level of accuracy.A unique comb which features an impressive mustache design. Style your facial hair to perfection with this ergonomic and lightweight accessory!Last but not least, this grooming gift kit includes a sleek and durable travel pouch.
Get it here but hurry before supplies run out.
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B01NGZ9UC5


Give your mother a gift that she will love every day. 

My wife is into photography and loves taking pictures of us and especially our son, so when I saw this I knew it had to be hers.This is a beautifully crafted frame and bronze plaque. The frame part will hold a wallet size photo but you might want to cut to size since it’s oval. It’s all Bronze Metal with Easel Back, Size: 8″ x 3.5″ feels solid and will last for many centuries.

This “#1 Mom” Picture Frame by Americanflat is the perfect way to share your memories with those special to you. The words “#1 MOM” are stylishly displayed on base of the frame. This is an ideal gift for birthdays, Mother’s Day, or just appreciating your mom. The frame contains clear glass to protect your beloved photo forever. PROTECTIVE PACKAGING that helped ensure safe delivery of fragile and glass items. Order with confidence, click and add to cart today get yours here for your mom or mother of your kid/s
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B01MRHHSSN

TENS UNIT WORTH YOUR DIME! 

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Santamedical PM-510 Tens Unit
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Santamedical PM-510 Tens Unit
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Santamedical PM-510 Tens Unit

So I was able to get this discounted and definitely needed one because of my back hurting and just normal wear and tear on an old body.

This Santamedical PM-510 Tens Unit is no bigger than a credit card and a little thicker than an iPhone 5.it is rechargeable by provided USB cable since comes with 4 pads amass 2 cables with 2 leads on each cable for the pads. It is easy to use and easy to learn. The power from this little machine is amazing and powerful. It has various functions and timers and controls are not touch screen but you can click them easily.

The trick with these units is to wash your area first and apply right after lightly drying your skin. Keep the pads clean but don’t wipe them. When they do not stick anywhere then just toss them out. This is a great unit for the price and quality. Battery usage varies on how much you use the unit but I’ve recharged mine one time in 4 days with using it 2 times a day for 20 minutes.
Get yours here :
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B01LKVWOTW

Best portable Karaoke system ever

I am a part time dj and with weddings and birthdays and all other events I am asked to perform at the one request I am always asked for is Karaoke!
Usually that means having to carry around another separate component and more work in general. I was able to get this karaoke machine discounted so I could try it and give my opinion on what I liked and did not like.

Well this comes in a beautiful protective case that is molded to the microphone and has pocket with a net that holds the usb charging cable and microphone cable. You turn it on and it pairs simply with your phone or tablet as a speaker. If you want to record your voice you will need to plug in the attached second cable to your microphone input.

You can control everything from your thumb holding the microphone with your hand. It has echo and volume and music, bass and treble controls.
This sounds awesome and makes you think you can actually sing even when you can’t.