Trim your beard before trimming your turkey or the Christmas 🌲!


So I was halfway into #noshavenovember before I realized I did not want to have hair in all my Thanksgiving fixins! I could see it now, the whole family there sitting down ready to enjoy all the goodness that Thanksgiving dinner brings like smashed potatoes with gravy, string beans marinated in special secret sauce, asperagus and brussel sprouts! Everyone with their plates in front of them and ready to eat after saying Grace, they look down and before the fork hits their mouth they see IT!, part of my bearded November challenge just chilling there on top of the turkey and potatoes 🤢. It would be my last supper ever made! All because I did not save for some stupid social media challenge!
Well I got on Amazon and did what any normal caring human would do and ordered me this Excellent men’s trimmer.
I waited the usual 2 days shipping and in that time the beard just grew longer. My son thought Mommy had left his dad and gotten a freedom fighter from the Confederate army and my wife loved the fact that she could use my face as a loofa!
The dog and cat enjoyed finding snacks in my beard that had fallen lost. As soon as the doorbell rang I jumped off my ass and grabbed the box and ripped it open and plugged that sucker in! After waiting 24 hours to make sure the razor was charged I went to work on destroying the masterpiece that was on my face. I removed the attachment that was on it and went full raw blade, I was not going to leave anything that resembled a beard! Turning it on I felt the power of the dark side vibrating in my hand. It felt powerful and just slid across my face like butter.
It took off nearly all the hair and left just stubble that I would have to shave with a regular razor. Well after the cleanup, I looked 10 years younger and my kids remembered I was still here but the wife is now on tinder looking for a bearded man who can be her loofa that she lost ☹️.
This year there will be no wayward hairs from this cook and the family will be happy once more! Save your family and order this unit and you will not be disappointed this Christmas! Say NO to #noshavenovember and YES to #nohairinmyfood
Order here if you want to get this for your man for Christmas .
https://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_noss?url=search-alias%3Dbeauty&field-keywords=beard+trimmer&field-brandtextbin=Sminiker+Professional
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The best portable Bluetooth speaker with a few surprises!

So I purchased this Bluetooth speaker because I wanted an actual alarm clock for my school age child. What I received is better than I imagined.

It’s the AncordWorks Bluetooth portable Alarm clock with FM radio AW45.

Here are some of the things I like about this…

  • It’s a powerful Bluetooth speaker with 5.5 watts of 💓 pumping bass and treble
  • It has hands free calling on it
  • It’s an alarm clock
  • It also has built in FM radio built in with programmable scan
  • It is rechargable and has a 8 to 10 hour play time per 3 to 4 hour full charge
  • It reads TF cards up too 32gigs and also has an AUX input
  • It’s portable and has a built in handle and is water resistant not waterproof
  • The sound is phenomenal and for a small package is very impressive.

All in all this is a very nice all in one package you can leave at home or take with you anywhere.

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You can get your very own here from Amazon 

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B06Y2FG5MQ

Get shopping and enjoy your day. 

BODLER Beard & Hair


Make Beard Trimming And Mustache Styling An Effortless Task Thanks To The Ultimate Men Grooming Kit!Having a nice beard and an attention-grabbing mustache is the ultimate trend which can accentuate your manly nature and make you look charming and stylish.

BODLER Beard & Hair presents you with the best men’s grooming kit which includes everything you need! Professional Grade Beard Shaping Template For Line Up & Edging, Amazing Mustache Comb And An Accessory Travel Pouch, that transforms into a barbers apron! This top notch male grooming products set is a must have for every man.The practical beard styling ruler stencil is a great trimming and shaving tool which will help you take excellent care of your beard, achieving the highest level of accuracy.A unique comb which features an impressive mustache design. Style your facial hair to perfection with this ergonomic and lightweight accessory!Last but not least, this grooming gift kit includes a sleek and durable travel pouch.
Get it here but hurry before supplies run out.
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B01NGZ9UC5


Give your mother a gift that she will love every day. 

My wife is into photography and loves taking pictures of us and especially our son, so when I saw this I knew it had to be hers.This is a beautifully crafted frame and bronze plaque. The frame part will hold a wallet size photo but you might want to cut to size since it’s oval. It’s all Bronze Metal with Easel Back, Size: 8″ x 3.5″ feels solid and will last for many centuries.

This “#1 Mom” Picture Frame by Americanflat is the perfect way to share your memories with those special to you. The words “#1 MOM” are stylishly displayed on base of the frame. This is an ideal gift for birthdays, Mother’s Day, or just appreciating your mom. The frame contains clear glass to protect your beloved photo forever. PROTECTIVE PACKAGING that helped ensure safe delivery of fragile and glass items. Order with confidence, click and add to cart today get yours here for your mom or mother of your kid/s
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